Wonder how long it took to hammer out this pun
"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents" - Bob Ross
Swing it, swing it good
Yes Steve-O has a hot sauce, and apparently it's really good.
Mood, whiskey style.
Only CRKT can make a spork look cool.
Of all the beer puns, this one is the most classic.
"No promises" - God
Golf's version of a swiss army knife.
This thing is avocado this world.
Please shower beer responsibly.
Not as cool as Batman's belt, but close.
I eat bacon, and I know things.
Hopefully this mug strikes your fancy.
Find balls, save money.
Sip in style.
It's called a dime because it looks good AND has 10 tools.
Now this is the kinda second hand smoke I want.
Thought you wood like this.
Golf without beer is just a good walk spoiled.
It's a one stop shop for getting drunk.
It's like the Cadillac of cigar cases.
And it never runs out either.
Everyones favorite paper company.
3 lines are better than 1.
One of our sauciest picks.
We must take flight.
Size isn't everything.
Only thing missing is apple pie.
Where the mug goes, the coffee goes.
Aim small, miss small.
The one time being full of hot air is a good thing.
Got to drink more wine for...science.
Bring whole new meaning to "Busting A Cap".
Sleeves are overrated anyway.
At least your coffee will never get away.
A tip a day keeps the club throwing away.
Stick it where the sun don't shine.
Don't be a fool, moscow your mule.
Get this thing, write away.
Rex the halls.
Hopefully like friends, coffee will always be there for you.
For those who want good golf balls for a reasonable price.
This gift gives people something to taco bout.
If you're gonna carry, you might as well look good doing it.
10/10...would putt again.
I personally was a fan of using lava.
Knowing exactly how bad you are is the first step to getting good.
You know what's literally not cool? Burning your hands.
Way easier than trying to open it with your teeth.
Put this on your desk and anyone meeting with you knows you mean business.
Can't argue with the #1 spot, dude rules the galaxy.
Bonus points if you drink this in front of a pats fan.
Easy jokes are the best jokes.
Ding dogs are done! Ding dogs are done!
It takes balls to play beer pong.
This is some next level preparation stuff.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of deliciousness.
And always remember, no stairway.
Just put it in the hole!
Get me 50cc's of marinade, STAT!
Either you score points, or get drunk. It's win-win.
Our pick of the day.
The official shirt of Taco Tuesday.
I want my coffee back, you son of a b****.
You can tell a lot about a golfer by the way he treats his shoes.
"Heyyyyyy, mama rock me" - Old Crow Medicine Show
Surely, this can't go wrong.
A must have on the chain, of one who flies a plane.
Filling up on freedom.
Hopefully the caffeine doesn’t give you the yips.
FYI holding down the B button won't make anything in the kitchen go faster.
GET A GRIP!
Me grill on fire! Me coal on fire! Feeling HOT HOT HOT!
Give that glass a cigar!
We're gonna need a bigger bottle.
Also got water on the knee.
Regular, plus, or premium?
W.A.P - Webb Aids Putting
Not sure if meat tenderizer or torture device.
For the next cold war.
If 2020 was a flask.
Guess this is one way to shoot whiskey.
I've always preferred "Lumber Spunk".
You'll find out when you drink.
Feel like a cowboy just looking at this.
It's a (sand) trap!
It never gets old
What your phone needs is more power!
Bacon press > bench press
A classic beer pun
Golf or guns? Why not both?
Must have a full beard to use these cards.
How Bruce Wayne carries his keys.
Who needs slots anyway?
Call an Uber, I just triple bogeyed.
3.6 inches is a good size right?
Can't argue with science.
This is some Ballzee branding.
Wasn't this game hard enough without drinking?